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Love to slide your sexy panties off your gorgeous ass, stick my face between your tight butt cheeks and give you a good tongue fuck !!
love to slide your sexy panties off your gorgeous ass, stick my face between ...
Sara, I was just waiting for the say-so to get between your legs and fuck your pussy and ass and, once I've made you cum a few times, slide my wet dick between your tits and fuck them too - so that my cum shoots out all over your face and chest! Sound like a plan?
sara, i was just waiting for the say-so to get between your legs and fuck your ...
my gawd hun i would love to get my face buried in that lovely pussy of yours and eat you until you beg me to fuck you or just sixty nine with you until we both explode
my gawd hun i would love to get my face buried in that lovely pussy of yours ...
great tits. great face. I'd love to fuck the fuck out of you
great tits. great face. i'd love to fuck the fuck out of you
Celeste Baby,do you have any idea how much I want to be with you to enjoy all of your amazing gifts?! I'd love to spend a few hours licking and sucking your magnificent huge clit while you try to swallow my cock and tit fuck your gorgeous,perfectly shaped tits until I explode like a geyser and cover your beautiful face and spectacular tits with the biggest,hottest load of cum you've ever seen!
celeste baby,do you have any idea how much i want to be with you to enjoy all ...
I'd love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your beautiful smooth pussy and make you cum all over my face.
i'd love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your beautiful smooth pussy and make ...
How about I open the curtains on the front window. So the whole neighborhood can watch as you get on your knees and take all of my cock in your mouth and I grab the back of your head and pound your face long and hard. Cars stop in the street and people get out to watch your gorgeous face devour every inch of my meat.
Then I pick you up and face you out the window and plow your dripping wet pussy from behind with my long stiff tongue as your tits press up against the cool glass. You beg me to take you now and as the neighbors watch me insert my cock all the way into your steaming pussy and fuck the shit out of you. Then pull out push you down and cover your face and tits with a bucket of my hot gooey cum. The audience applauds.
how about i open the curtains on the front window. so the whole neighborhood ...
Fill my mouth let it grow then fuck my face long and hard until you blow your nut allover my face and mouth!
fill my mouth let it grow then fuck my face long and hard until you blow your ...
Gotta say, never been that much into women old then me cause I'm mid twenties, but damn that's hot, my wife loves to lick pussy and I have turned her onto my fetish or loving the thin triangle of hair makes but of us cum every fuckin where especially when our face is in it, lol I lick your young lookin ass and would love watching my girl:) she's likes me to hold her face against pussy as I fuck her lol, but so do I, promise I can lick pussy better that a female, Just saying lol I love spreading and teasing sliding your wide ass pussy from one side to the other with I quick dip of the toungue, lol I promise you would squirt I have mastered this lol, the newer younger youth can show the older ways to fuck and things to do that you've never done, u have opened a cougar fetish, no offense, don't mean u r old and nasty, cause clearly I'd fuck you rough as shit and deep and he'll hard long thrust as my lady,  lol sorry probably too much  just love pussy with hair lol so hot that that alone would make you iresistable to us and make for a long sticky:) night on both ends
gotta say, never been that much into women old then me cause i'm mid twenties, ...
Wow! Don't move! I'm gonna lick and suck your delicious pussy while you lean on the bed! After you you cum a dozen times I'll slide my big, thick, rock hard cock deeeeep into your soaking wet pussy and stretch it nicely as I fuck you good! Tell me where you want me to cum. Deeeeep in your sweet pussy, all over your smoking hot ass, in your pretty face or all over your perfect tits! Or anywhere else you might like the biggest, hottest and sweetest load of cum ever pumped out into you!
wow! don't move! i'm gonna lick and suck your delicious pussy while you lean on ...
dirty linda cum fuck my hard fat long old man's cum filled dick !   i want  you ass up face down to pound that pussy of yours
dirty linda cum fuck my hard fat long old man's cum filled dick ! i want you ...
Nice cock I would love to share it with her in this pic a mouth on each side and you could fuck my face baby!

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nice cock i would love to share it with her in this pic a mouth on each side ...
I'd be more than happy to face fuck her while you pound her from behind
i'd be more than happy to face fuck her while you pound her from behind
I'd love to have you fuck my face.
i'd love to have you fuck my face.
Yes....I want to be right behind you sucking on your pussy and making you cum all over my face.  Then let my hubby fuck you, while I watch.  K & G
yes....i want to be right behind you sucking on your pussy and making you cum ...
I would love to watch you fuck my wife with that amazing cock!  No condom.  Just pound her pussy and fill her up with your cum.  I can picture her face and hear her moaning in ecstacy now.
i would love to watch you fuck my wife with that amazing cock! no condom. ...
Mmmmmm first I would lick your tits and finger your hot pussy then bury my face in between your thighs and lick and suck your ass and your sweet pussy until your cum was all over my face aand tongue.  Next my big hard cock would push into that hot wet pussy and I would fuck you hard. When I was about to cum I would ask you where you wanted it then I would give you my big hot load.  Wow you've made me so horny!
mmmmmm first i would lick your tits and finger your hot pussy then bury my face ...
Oooooooooooh yeah! I wanna kiss lick,suck and fuck your delicious pussy for as long as you can stand it! I wanna lap up every drop of your sweet juice as it gushes from your gorgeous pussy all over my face ! I wanna make you cum so fast and soooooo hard and for sooooo long that you can't move! then I wanna slide my big,thick,rock hard cock soooo deep into your soaking wet pussy that I poke your cervix! Then I'll fuck your hot,sexy pussy good and long,stretching it so nicely before I fill it with the biggest,hottest load of cum! That's one idea. Let me know if you want to hear any more.
oooooooooooh yeah! i wanna kiss lick,suck and fuck your delicious pussy for as ...
Gorgeous, lovely face and sexy upskirt pic, I could fuck you anytime!
gorgeous, lovely face and sexy upskirt pic, i could fuck you anytime!
I love your body. I want to fuck you and cum all over your tits and face.
i love your body. i want to fuck you and cum all over your tits and face.
I want to take you into the livingroom and open the curtains on the front window. So the whole neighborhood can watch as you get on your knees and take all of my cock in your mouth and I grab the back of your head and pound your face long and hard. Cars stop in the street and people get out to watch your gorgeous face devour every inch of my meat.
Then I pick you up and face you out the window. Blindfold you and tie your wrists to the wood frame, one foot to the radiator, lift your other foot up on the window sill so your ass is spread wide open for all to see. Then plow your dripping wet pussy from behind with my long stiff tongue as your tits press up against the cool glass. You beg me to take you now and as the neighbors watch, I place both my hands on your wrists pinning them firmly to the glass and insert my cock all the way into your steaming pussy and fuck the shit out of you. Then grabbing a handful, of your hair turn your face towards me, remove the blindfold and make you look me in the eyes and say  “Look at me when I fuck you.” I tell you “Cum for me, cum, for me over and over. Your pussy clamps down hard on my cock and you scream out "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I release a flood of my hot sticky gooey mess deep in your belly. Still inside you, you reach down and gather two fingers full of our mixed juices and bring them to your lips for a taste of us together.
The audience applauds, one was videoing the whole thing, I post it on zoig
i want to take you into the livingroom and open the curtains on the front ...
I'd rather stay in and have you sit on my face so I can tongue fuck your hot ass.
i'd rather stay in and have you sit on my face so i can tongue fuck your hot ...
sit on my face and wriggle you pussy on it so a can tounge fuck you as you watch my cock grow
sit on my face and wriggle you pussy on it so a can tounge fuck you as you ...
Gorgeous! I LOVE LOVE LOVE! your fertile lil belly. I could kiss you from head to thighs for hours and hours, But I would be more then happy burying my face in your pussy as I take you to orgasm multiple times while kissing/nibbling all over your thighs and stomach just driving you wild with intimate loving lust. I would submit to your every need and desire in the hopes you would fulfill my ultimate fantasy and allow me to fuck you to orgasm bareback then pound you as hard and deep as I can while your cumming as I attempt to make you scream and squirt in a amazing orgasm that makes your cervix throb as I erupt deep inside you and dominantly pump my young fertile seed inside you as I caress your sexy lil belly imagining that I am filling you up, Maybe even repeat 4-5 times if you would let me just to know I fully drained my balls inside you =). 

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gorgeous! i love love love! your fertile lil belly. i could kiss you from head ...
fuck you sily and shoot jizz on your face
fuck you sily and shoot jizz on your face
The right color for you is to open up your legs and ease that pussy and ass in my face and fuck me
the right color for you is to open up your legs and ease that pussy and ass in ...
wrap that lovely leg around me and I will fuck you standing up right in that doorway seeing that look on that face makes me want to grab you by the back of the hair pull your head to the side and give you a nice deep wet kiss while grabbing that lovely ass with my other hand pulling you into me
wrap that lovely leg around me and i will fuck you standing up right in that ...
I would push those puppies together and tit fuck them until I blew a full load all over your face and the Mrs says she could suck them until you come. She did say if I blew all over your face she would clean up for you with her tongue, but would prefer I cum on your pussy because it would be great for both of you. By the way read our comment on  flowerAREpower post.
i would push those puppies together and tit fuck them until i blew a full load ...
You have a marvelous body.  I love big clits and sucking on them.  God you have a gorgeous pussy that I'd love to lick finger, suck, fuck long and hard. Your tits are to die dor., I would love to see your face, which just might be the best part of you, although it will be difficult to top you sweet wonderful cunt. I adore the color of your body. Sure enjoy watching you masturbate.
you have a marvelous body. i love big clits and sucking on them. god you have ...
mmm I would love to slowly lick & suck on your lovely pussy until you cum on my face then I would slowly slide my rock hard cock into you and fuck you for hours sexy !!!!
mmm i would love to slowly lick & suck on your lovely pussy until you cum ...
Nice thick sexy body. Keep working that pussy, I'll pound your tight ass, and hubby can fuck your mouth. You're going to let him cum all over your face. then you can cum all over my hard black cock while it's deep in your ass. When I'm ready to cum I'll pull out and make you suck every drop out of me and swallow it.
nice thick sexy body. keep working that pussy, i'll pound your tight ass, and ...
Oooh I would pull those panties to the side and slap my cock against your ass. then I finger you to get you hot and ready and then I fuck you while you gripped the  sink. I would watch you in the mirror and get really turned on by the face you make while I fucked you.
oooh i would pull those panties to the side and slap my cock against your ass. ...
oh yes,then may i suck your nipples as you wank my cock lay back on the bed and let me use your sexy tits,fucking them hard and cock slapping your pretty nipples before i face fuck you,like to hear more honey ?
oh yes,then may i suck your nipples as you wank my cock lay back on the bed and ...
Mmm I want to suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pusy until you are cumming all over my face.
mmm i want to suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pusy until you are ...
mmmmmmmmm yummy love to bite you hard as I fuck you even harder  you hot big titty lil fucktoy    and cum so many times all over your face and tits
mmmmmmmmm yummy love to bite you hard as i fuck you even harder you hot big ...
Saw you face, you are a god looking woman and sexy too and boy can you fuck:-)
saw you face, you are a god looking woman and sexy too and boy can you fuck:-)
Love the succulent ass!  Let me lick your crotch front and back, get your pussy juice all over my face, and fuck you until you scream in pleasure and for mercy!
love the succulent ass! let me lick your crotch front and back, get your pussy ...
Now I would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice and wet I would slide my hard cock into you and fuck that pussy deep and hard "BAREBACK"...
now i would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice ...
Start the video cameras rolling
I want to take you into the livingroom and open the curtains on the front window. So the whole neighborhood can watch as you get on your knees and take all of my cock in your mouth and I grab the back of your head and pound your face long and hard. Cars stop in the street and people get out to watch your gorgeous face devour every inch of my meat.
Then I pick you up and face you out the window, kneel down and plow your dripping wet pussy from behind with my long stiff tongue as your tits press up against the cool glass. You beg me to take you now and as the neighbors watch as I take your right leg and lift it onto the window sill so your pussy is spread open for me to insert my cock all the way into your steaming pussy and fuck the shit out of you. Then pull out, push you down and cover your face and tits with a bucket of my hot gooey cum. The audience applauds. Someone was taking pictures. We post the video on Zoig.
start the video cameras rolling i want to take you into the livingroom and open ...
I think that is the perfect view....wish it was me looking up at you as you face fuck me!
i think that is the perfect view....wish it was me looking up at you as you ...
Would love to rub my face in your pussy, lick it and slide my cock in nice and slowly so I can enjoy the pleasure.. then fuck you hard and deep and 
shoot my load of cum into you..
would love to rub my face in your pussy, lick it and slide my cock in nice and ...
i think i'd pop that gag out and face fuck you until i wanted to fuck your pussy, then i'd throw you back and tear into that pussy of yours!
i think i'd pop that gag out and face fuck you until i wanted to fuck your ...
love to suck her amazing pussy while you fuck the shit out of her then after she cums all over my face i will fuck that beautiful pussy til she cums all over my cock,thanks for sharing
love to suck her amazing pussy while you fuck the shit out of her then after ...
love to have my husband watch as i deep throat your cock and fuck you...and you cum all over my face
love to have my husband watch as i deep throat your cock and fuck you...and you ...
id lick you from behind first sexy till your cum dribbles down your inner thighs, then slowly enter you with my throbbing cock and fuck you till you cum again, then you suck all your cum from my cock till I cum all over your tits and face sexy xxxxxx
id lick you from behind first sexy till your cum dribbles down your inner ...
Love to feel you fuck my cock with your face...... Looks like you suck cock like a pro......
love to feel you fuck my cock with your face...... looks like you suck cock ...
I would love to bury my face in your nice hairy pussy and lick the hell out of it, then stick my cock deep inside you and fuck you till we both cum!
i would love to bury my face in your nice hairy pussy and lick the hell out of ...
Now I would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice and wet I would slide my hard cock into you and fuck that pussy deep and hard "BAREBACK"...
now i would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice ...
would I fuck her?  Fuck me.  Fuck me.  That is the nicest big wet fanny I have ever fucking seen.  I would love to get my face stuck right in there.  The cock is fucking standing on me here now.  Fuck me.  That is fucking nice.  Thank you.   Look at those sexy big tits too.  Fuck.  Fuck me.  I have to wank.   I would love to put a big load of spunk all over those sexy glasses.  Fuck me.  Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy girl.  Thank you so much.
would i fuck her? fuck me. fuck me. that is the nicest big wet fanny i have ...
spread that pussy open and and suck on your pussy lips and clit until u cum all over my face then i would fuck the shit out of you,hows that sound?
spread that pussy open and and suck on your pussy lips and clit until u cum all ...
Nice photo. Got my cock hard. I like the look on your face. I want to bend you over and fuck you and don't stop until you scream. Your body is beautiful and very fuckable. Do you want my cum?
nice photo. got my cock hard. i like the look on your face. i want to bend you ...
I'm going to bury my face in your ass so that the tip of my tongue can reach your clit, then I'll roll you over & give your tasty puss a long wet kiss (just as if I was kissing your mouth), then I'll lick/kiss and suck your clit while I fuck your puss with a dildo until you cum. While your climax peaks, I'll mount you and fuck you hard, sucking your perky nipples until I unload a hot load of cum in your sexy pussy. K? :)
i'm going to bury my face in your ass so that the tip of my tongue can reach ...
I am totally straight and have only been with women... I can't lie to you, I would love to secretly get on my knees to suck and stroke that gorgeous cock until you shoot a hot load down my throat. I would grab your ass and pull you closer so you fuck my face and I could gag on it and drool all over it.
i am totally straight and have only been with women... i can't lie to you, i ...
Mmmmmmmmm I would love to tongue fuck both your sexy holes till you orgasm all over my face I could tongue fuck them holes for hours and hours and hours
mmmmmmmmm i would love to tongue fuck both your sexy holes till you orgasm all ...
Now I would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice and wet I would slide my hard cock into you and fuck that pussy deep and hard "BAREBACK"...
now i would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice ...
Now I would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice and wet I would slide my hard cock into you and fuck that pussy deep and hard "BAREBACK"...
now i would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice ...
I WOULD LOVE TO EAT YOUR PUSSY THEN FUCK YOU NICE AN HARD AN CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AN TITS.
i would love to eat your pussy then fuck you nice an hard an cum all over your ...
Jane I love your body.
Those tits are PERFECT!
I would make mad, passionate love to you.
Then I would fuck you silly.
Then I would pound the living shit out of your tight little ass. (no pun intended)
Then I would fuck the hell out of your sweet hairy dripping wet cunt...
Then I would jack off and smear my cum all over your face, neck & titties.
Then I would lick that off your glistening body & share it with you via mouth to mouth frenchie-style.
Then we would have a leisurely breakfast - probably bacon, eggs, french toast with plenty of maple syrup.
Then I would zap the maple syrup in the micro to get it as hot as you could tolerate (+ 3°) then drizzle hot syrup all over your pussy & asshole & in between.
And all over your nipples.
And then, start back at the beginning.
Yes JJ you would squirt all over my cock & face.
Then...well, I could sure use a snooze.
How 'bout you, babe?
jane i love your body. those tits are perfect! i would make mad, passionate ...
Ok. I'll fuck em. As long as you don't mind when I shoot my cum all over your face when I explode with my cock between your tits...
ok. i'll fuck em. as long as you don't mind when i shoot my cum all over your ...
I would love her to suck my cock while you fuck her, and when you have filled her cunt with cum, I could fuck her too (unless of course I had already spread my load in her mouth and on her face and tits).
i would love her to suck my cock while you fuck her, and when you have filled ...
WOW!!!! Sooo SEXY!!! Luv to be on my knees licking your HOT Cock all over then sucking your balls working my way up to the head sucking it gently then swallowing it all while I finger myself. I lye u down with the water drippin all over us, I then slide my HORNY Pussy onto your HARD shaft and Fuck you like theres no 2morro. when your ready to CUM I summons U to Splatter it all over mt face so I can lick the last drop out of your Gorgeous Cock!!xx :)
wow!!!! sooo sexy!!! luv to be on my knees licking your hot cock all over then ...
I want to tongue fuck your pussy until you cum all over my face
i want to tongue fuck your pussy until you cum all over my face
That's my fave--having the gal on her knees with face and tits on the sheets tilts her ass and pussy up just right for easy entry and deeper penetration.  But of course after half an hour or so I'd probably want to turn you around and fuck your sexy mouth!
that's my fave--having the gal on her knees with face and tits on the sheets ...
I love! What a gorgeous pussy. I want to lick and tongue fuck you till you cum all over my face then I want to slide my cock inside and fuck you till we're both exhausted!
i love! what a gorgeous pussy. i want to lick and tongue fuck you till you cum ...
i would like to cum up there and suck your wifes pussy til she cums all over my face then fuck both her lovely ass and that pussy,and then while you fuck her in that pussy i could slide my cock into her hot asshole,thanks for sharing
i would like to cum up there and suck your wifes pussy til she cums all over my ...
I think I want to bury my face in that sexy ass and tongue fuck both of your sweet holes till you beg for mercy
i think i want to bury my face in that sexy ass and tongue fuck both of your ...
I'd love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pussy until you are cumming all over my face.
i'd love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pussy until you are ...
Now I would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice and wet I would slide my hard cock into you and fuck that pussy deep and hard "BAREBACK"...
now i would like to eat that and make you cum in my face then when you are nice ...
oh so lickable.i kno it feel so good.i want you to sit on my face and fuck it,then lay on ur back and i fuck you with wild crazy pelvic thrust.
oh so lickable.i kno it feel so good.i want you to sit on my face and fuck ...
Mmmm I want to suck your clit and tongue fuck your smooth wet pussy until you are cumming all over my face.
mmmm i want to suck your clit and tongue fuck your smooth wet pussy until you ...
id love to lick that sweet pussy till you cum on my face that fuck you hard and deep with my thick cock
id love to lick that sweet pussy till you cum on my face that fuck you hard and ...
First I'd have to tongue fuck your pussy until I make you cum all over my face, then I'd stand behind you and fuck your wet pussy until I make you squirt all over my legs.... I'd love to make you cum several times, until you couldn't stand up any more.
first i'd have to tongue fuck your pussy until i make you cum all over my face, ...
"Honey you say I'm not spontaneous enough, well JMHX come in here"
You sit on the coffee table in front of me on the sofa, one foot on the floor one on the coffee table with your legs spread wide open. Your left hand using 2 fingers to spread your pussy wide open and your right hand using your favorite toy to fuck your pussy. My hands on the back of your head with a hand full of her hair, bobbing your head up and down, working just the head of my cock at first then really bury it down your throat until I unload one. One video camera low angle looking up to see your pussy and face working my cock and another hi angle looking down on your back and my front.
"honey you say i'm not spontaneous enough, well jmhx come in ...
all I can say is DAMN!!!! I would so love to pop my cock into your lovely face and fuck you til I explode all over your tongue and tonsils
all i can say is damn!!!! i would so love to pop my cock into your lovely face ...
What a Hott little white slut you are for Thick black fuck meat !!!... wish I could have been there to hold your neck and throat for you while he came all over your pretty white face girlfriend... /:)
what a hott little white slut you are for thick black fuck meat !!!... wish i ...
I'd kiss, lick and suck your delicious pussy for as long as you can stand it! Then when you tells me while trying to catch your breath,put your big,hard cock in me,I'll slide into your soaking wet and hot pussy and stretch you just enough to bring you immense pleasure with just a touch of pain! Excuse me, there was a long string of pre cum hanging from my cock,I wouldn't have known it was there but it swung over to my knee. I had to get it with my finger and lick it up,mmmm! Now, where was l? You make me sooooooo hard! Oh yeah,my cock was in you stretching your incredible pussy. Then we'll fuck long and hard and deeeeep! Tell me where you want me to blow my huge load Jess,deeeeep inside you,all over your pretty face, your amazing ass or should I glaze your big,perfect tits? I guess you could always swallow my load too if you like. Looks like I have more pre cum to lap up thanks to you,Jess!
i'd kiss, lick and suck your delicious pussy for as long as you can stand it! ...
hot!!i,m in love with your mouth just want to fuck it for you and spunk your pretty face mmm
hot!!i,m in love with your mouth just want to fuck it for you and spunk your ...
I would love to put my cock between them and fuck them hard until i splattered your wife's face with my cum , would she enjoy that ....and would you ????
i would love to put my cock between them and fuck them hard until i splattered ...
That would be easy. First I'd give you my tongue and lick your sweet pussy till you came on my face several times. Then, I would give you my hard cock and fuck you till you begged for mercy. Maybe we could do a 69 while were at it. You are so hot and so sexy
that would be easy. first i'd give you my tongue and lick your sweet pussy till ...
I want you to sit on wife`s face when I fuck her
i want you to sit on wife`s face when i fuck her
Tongue fuck you until my face is dripping with your juices
tongue fuck you until my face is dripping with your juices
I think you're beautiful and ridiculously sexy and that that look on your face makes me want to fuck you for hours on end and make you moan in ecstasy
i think you're beautiful and ridiculously sexy and that that look on your face ...
Mmmmmmmmm  what a great pose! How I would love to eat and fuck your sweet pussy and make you cum all over my face. You are one of the hotest women I've ever seen!
mmmmmmmmm what a great pose! how i would love to eat and fuck your sweet pussy ...
The tape is fun, but it definitely needs to be removed so I can face fuck you!  Beautiful eyes!
the tape is fun, but it definitely needs to be removed so i can face fuck you! ...
I'll lick and suck and tongue fuck your pussy so it feels like you have a big hard cock inside you until you squirt your pussy juices in my mouth on my face, then lick you some more until you squirt again and again all over my hard fucking cock and balls.
i'll lick and suck and tongue fuck your pussy so it feels like you have a big ...
will you invite me over and rub those big juicy pussy lips all over my face im not asking to fuck it just to have it fill my mouth with sweet cum
will you invite me over and rub those big juicy pussy lips all over my face im ...
Yeah! If I fuck you first you'll be all stretched out and they won't enjoy your gorgeous pussy! I love your lips! I want them wrapped around my face before you wrap them around my cock!
yeah! if i fuck you first you'll be all stretched out and they won't enjoy your ...